Thursday 5 March 2009

Penknifelovelife

What do you get when a you cross indistinguishable pixilated footage with audio quality that might as well have been recorded from inside a jet engine?

“The video below” is unfortunately the punch line for that little joke.
What shaolincassanova was thinking when he was uploading this tosh to the internet is beyond me but I can imagine it was something along the lines of ‘Well, you can’t hear anything, and you can’t really see anything, but surely people will enjoy this anyway!’

No, Mr Shaolincassinova, they won’t. You wouldn’t make a sandwich only to find some scallywag has vomited all over it and think ‘well, I’ve made it, I have to eat it now’, would you?

Just because it’s been made, doesn’t mean that you have to use it, some videos are better off deleted as in the long run, all your doing is taking up precious internet space and diluting peoples search results like some miserable orange drink, and who would want to drink miserable squash? Goths, that’s who.


1 comment:

  1. Goths would probably also like misery dogs too.

    Very witty in your writing Sir, it is however, deserved. It's cack.

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