During one of my all too frequent breaks from university I found myself drawn to the vast wastes of youtube, only to find that for some reason, the website thinks it knows me well enough to recommend videos that may appeal to me. Well youtube let me just say, you were way off.
Below is one of the worst videos I’ve ever seen in my life, on youtube or otherwise, and I cant for the life of me see why this video equivalent of decomposing fecal matter has had nearly four million views and has an overall rating of 4.5 stars after twenty seven thousand votes. Please if anyone has any idea why this is let me know as this is an answer that has alluded me for some time.
Visually, this video can only be described as appalling. If the people responsible for youtube knew that their labour of love was being used to showcase some pug faced chop top with eyes that look like they’ve been sewn onto him as an afterthought, gurning his rubbery features into rage inducing shapes , they would more than likely be spinning in their graves, if they were dead that is.
On top of that, the subject matter is enough to inspire tooth grinding to such an extent that at the end of this two minute clip, all that will be left in your mouth is a powdery mash mixed together with the blood from your lacerated gums, however it’s likely that any pain felt will be a welcome relief from concentrating on this idiot. Clearly a video that has been made by a man that’s spent too much time watching people watching people pooping on one another’s faces, this has to be the lowest form of pastiche on the internet at the moment.
Then there’s what makemebad35 has to say right before he pisses his dignity away all over our computer screens.
“Hey Guys, I really wasn’t gonna make this video but it’s finals week and I’m going on vacation, so I’ll be pretty busy and there’s gonna be a big gap between video making so I figured I’d throw this video out”.
Not once in that entire sentence does he justify why he has inflicted his button eyes onto the world. In fact he goes so far as to say that he wasn’t going to make the thing in the first place, yet here it is, hitting me in the face like some hideous pair of soiled underpants. Am I supposed to believe that someone held a gun to his head and made him do it?
Absolutely not, no one on the planet could possibly have the tolerance to have this guy in front of the business end of a gun and not pull the trigger. Anyone capable of that would be the real crazy one, not the elastic mouthed prat that we have here.
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There's nothing wrong with an idiot making a silly video. "It's better too ridiculous than not ridiculous enough I'd say"!
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