Dora the Explorer is Evil

Kids are stupid.

In fact I would say that there’s a direct correlation between how young someone is and how stupid they are, which would leave “Dora the Explorer”s target audience mentally on par with the mould that grows inside discarded take away boxes after a few days.

This taken into account, the following video is about as dangerous as a vitamin pill wrapped in 8 feet of cotton wool, no matter what the videos creator would have you believe.

Even if you ignore the fact that the chances of some drooling four year old possessing the technological know how needed to rip this video off the television, upload it onto their computers and then reverse the bloody thing are about as slim as finding Atlantis under your sink, the videos reversed (and completely interpreted) content is more confusing than threatening.

“Hold Your Sweater Up, Tear off your Tea” admittedly has some sexual orientated mildly pedophilic inclinations, but could someone please point out what in Gods name “well need some food”, “A La Nocha Moon” and “well slave olive your oysters why say it do doo do doo doo doo” means and exactly why this makes Dora the Explorer evil?
Of course they can’t, which leads me to the conclusion that this video is clearly just jumping on the reversed message band wagon and trying to draw in an audience by milking it for every bit of controversy possible.

It also leads me to the conclusion, that this video is just another ridiculous waste of webspace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGoeHsK8lUg